How To Piss Someone Off – Life Lesson #3
Sometimes people really wind you up and you need to find a way to get through it. You need to be one step ahead of the people winding you up and that is why I am here. I am going to give you some ideas on how to really piss someone off.
Be Nice To Them Even Though They Hate You
When someone hates you, they get enjoyment out of making your life hell. It makes them smile. So when you retaliate with kindness it actually makes them look like a dickhead. It makes them look like a bully. It is psychological, but it actually makes you feel so much better afterward too. Killing them with kindness is funny because it really winds them up. They have the tables turned and they become the uncomfortable person in the situation. You win this round!
Revenge Is Best Served Cold To Really Piss Someone Off
When someone does the dirty on you and thinks that they got away with it, it is funny to serve the revenge cold. They think you have forgiven them for whatever they have done. They think it is forgotten. But the truth is that you have been seething all this time and you are thinking of the best way of how to piss someone off. The thing is that the longer you leave it, it gives your imagination time to run riot. Never retaliate straight away, wait a while and catch them unawares.
Shove Peoples Opinions In Their Face And Expect Them To Follow
If there is anything that Covid has taught us, it is that people shove their opinions in your face. I have seen so many arguments about anti-vaxxing, anti-mask wearing. But these people do not keep their opinions to themselves. The thing is that nobody cares what your opinion is. They don’t care about the constant drivel coming from your mouth.
Show Them That You Are Better Than Them To Really Piss Someone Off
Some people think that they are so much better than you. when my daughter was at school. The ‘it girls’ were called ‘plastic girls’ because they were so fake and thought they were better than everyone. Only they never were! So it is funny when people think they are better than you. But you show them that, actually you are better than them.
It also makes you feel better because they have been shown up publicly to be losers. When they actually thought that they were the best thing since sliced bread.
Show People That You Can Pick Yourself Up And Dust Yourself Off After Failing
Nasty people love nothing more than to see you fail. So it really does piss people off when you succeed in something. Or when you make a mistake or fail at something. Then you come back stronger and better than ever, showing them you can do it. you will not fail and you are stronger than people think.
Prove People Wrong To Really Piss Someone Off
Nothing better than proving arrogant assholes wrong. It really does piss them off and aggravate them. You often get people telling you that you will fail, you cannot do it. Or even worse saying it behind your back. But that gives you the determination to prove them wrong. It gives you the fire to do it. Then you can look people in the eyes with pride and smugly grin.
